Homemade Harvest sex toy

I was sitting here thinking of a new homemade sex toy, yes I do think.... And I figured I should honor the harvest season. Seeing as fall has officially kicked off and that means colder weather and more I figured we should explore some harvest ideas. I will, over the next few days, give you all some ideas......

Idea #1: The melon hole

What you need.

I good sharp knife (or a pumpkin carving knife is better!)
1 melon- I would say try a seedless watermelon if possible
1 spoon
1 condom

How to make this homemade sex toy

Take your melon and cut a hole at the top where the stem entered the melon. Cut it about 1 1/2 inch in diameter (or just a tad smaller than your penis circumference when hard). Take the spoon and dig inside the melon to make it mushy. Make sure you go deep enough inside the melon so that your dick will not hit a hard spot. Do not spoon out too much of the melon- but do spoon out enough that your penis, when put in, will not ooze out melon- unless you want melon all over the place. Make sure the hole is not sharp. You can kinda round it out with your knife.

Place the condom on and go to town. You can place the melon between the couch cushions or on the side of the bed and fucking bang it to your hearts content. You can also warm up the melon a bit in the microwave. Make sure to test the temperature by stirring the melon with your spoon and dipping in a finger! DO NOT BURN THE DICK!

As always, tell us what you think of this homemade sex toy! Hell send us a picture of you and your melon!