Well kinda...

This one you have to purchase- but you can get it at any yard sale or second hand store- just bleach it down first. I recently took up paddle ball and not only is the court really sexy- sweaty men and ladies!!!! But the paddles are an amazing turn on as well!

What you need:

One PADDLE BALL PADDLE! These paddles have nice holes in them for a good whipping!

Directions for the homemade SEX PADDLE

Buy the paddle and smack it on the ass cheeks of your lover... This is meant for pleasure people! Do not go all assault and battery on me!

Enjoy the paddle!

Well there are a lot of good lubes out there, and believe me, I have tested most. But I have one recommended lube.

Pink Silicone Lubricant For Women - NOW HOLD ON GUYS. I know what you are thinking. This is for women. You are right. When you are a man with a woman. This is the stuff the woman should use. But when you are just some dude trying to stick your dick in some inanimate object that you want to feel like a woman.... this is the stuff you use. You want it to feel like a real pussy right?

For women (and men) this lube will create the prefect friction free ride. No sticky mess, just good times.

Now this lube will set you back about fifteen bucks, but it is so worth it, and it lasts a really long time, so the money is well spent and this lube last a very long time! Just a few drops will do the job!

Leave us a comment- tell us what you and yours thinks of Pink or any other lube!